BEWARE! There is a girl on the loose. She's invaded my home. She looks like me, dresses like me, even cusses like me but - here's the big sign you've found her - she's a GIRL!
She's taken to buying nail polish. In so many colors it's scary!
Then she gets it into her head to paint my nails! WTF, over?!?
Be on the lookout for this body snatching impostor! She may be lurking outside your house too!